Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
as usual Friday is ncc day, a very lame and boring CCA. today is just as lame. however its the Parts C's hu is taking the unit. oh and Parts C's means sec3 if u dunno. anyway the usual suspects were the ICs. there were 4.
3 were trying their very best effort to control the entire unit, but one individual, was too demanding and vulgar. every Part C's got pissed off by his attitude. me also no exception lor. let me tell u how the whole ncc training for 1+ hrs were FLOODED with VULGARITIES. i shall name him as FUSM for now.[future unit Sergent major]
1] everyone got ready to fall in and FUSM still seems unreactive. but do not forget he has not yet achieve the stable noble gas configuration. so it might still react
2] next step, i told the sec2s to fall in and so they did, nothing wrong with me or the sec2s. then FUSM came and VULGARITIED his way and demanded a reason to why they fall in. i told him... and he got nothing to say and then told us also to fall in too[trying to flaunt his power liao]
3] when all parts C's have fallen in, he came back. this time with vengeance! [err..no vulgar language in my blog so i hope u are well equip with ur arsenal of heavy 'vocab'] ' what the **** are u doing, why u all fall in!!' he exclaimed. we were stunned and after tat dunno what happen lah caus everyone also pissed.
4] then comes the 2 round slack run around the school at the pace of a fast walk. remarkable they actually call it a run! while 'running' we were told by FUSM to move faster while he was the leading one and also insist to run slow so tat the slow members to catch up. u got me? i mean he wan to slow down and also wan to move faster at the same time. !!!!! RETARDED
5] then was physical training, bo song at his attitude we anyhow do lah. duh. then he came to 'motivate' us. he said something similar to this ' u all better take this training seriously or u can **** off'
tats the last straw, after tat we complained to the Jc senior and then FUSM scared... hahaha
frm today's NCC training this is what i learned: POWER CORRUPTS THE HUMAN MIND so beware if you thing u have such symptoms... pls calm down and relax. oh yeah and also a word "IMPULSIVE"
PS: to the other IC's i know u have tried, i noe...
note: this piece might be purely fictional to avoid further violence in school. if you thing u are the FUSM, i can assure u tat u r not. SERIOUSLY
